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You know the feeling. The "Everything Hurts and I'm Hungry" T-Shirt is the brutally honest wardrobe staple for anyone deep into a challenging training cycle or cutting phase. It’s the perfect blend of motivation and comedic self-pity, making it an instant favorite among lifters, athletes, and anyone who's ever skipped dessert.
Size Guide
For a slimmer fit, go one size down
S — Chest 50 cm | Length 70 cm → Regular fit
M — Chest 53 cm | Length 72 cm → Relaxed fit
L — Chest 56 cm | Length 74 cm → Loose fit
XL — Chest 59 cm | Length 76 cm → Oversized fit
XXL — Chest 62 cm | Length 78 cm → Extra-loose fit
Care
- Wash inside out
- Cold (max 30°C / 86°F)
- Gentle cycle and mild detergent
- Do not bleach and wash with similar colours
- Do not iron directly on print
Delivery
- Free pick-up available from our location.
- Delivery to Malta and Gozo for just €5.
- Free delivery on all orders over €50 across Malta and Gozo.
- Orders take around 2–3 working days to be shipped or ready for pick-up.
Reufnd Policy
If you’d like to learn more about our returns, please click here to view our Refund Policy